Zombie versions of the Lost characters have overrun the island. Kate is turned into a zombie and attacks Hurley and Miles. Sawyer, Hurley, and Miles team up to turn the Orchid wheel to escape the island. However, they are confronted by zombie versions of Locke, Jack, Juliet, and Ben. A fight ensues where most of the characters are killed or turned. Only Sawyer survives at the end.

1. LOST- This Place is Undead

2. LOST-THIS PLACE IS UNDEAD
Previously on LOST
JACK
I did it I killed the smoke
monster! Hurray hurra!
KATE
Hey, what is that a list of?
JACK
It’s a list of people who’ve died
that I want to bring back.
KATE
Jack, you can’t, it was their time
to go.
JACK
Don’t tell me what I can’t do! Once
I die they’ll come back and so will
I.
KATE
You’re scaring me!
JACK
Kill me Kate.
KATE
Never!
SAWYER
I’ll do it doc.
Sawyer shoots Jack.
The episode starts:
1. INT. LIVINGROOM- MORNING
A moldy hand puts on a CD in a CD player. "Viva la vida" by
coldplay starts playing. A bug eyed MAN(45) with brown hair,
red eyes and a pale and greenish face sees his own
reflection in the mirror, he smiles and starts swaying back
and forwards. Suddenly a noise comes from outside the room,
the man grunts and walks towards the door.
2. EXT. OTHERVILLE- MORNING
A sad Kate is walking around Otherville and seems to be
looking for someone or something.
(CONTINUED)

3. CONTINUED: 2.
KATE
Hello? Is anyone still alive?
The man approaches the woman carefully.
MAN
Hello
Kate turns around, and suddenly looks horrified and lets out
a scream.
KATE
What..? Who are you?
MAN
Don’t you recognize me? It’s me,
Ben.
KATE
What happened?
BEN
Why don’t you come on in, so I can
tell you.
KATE
No! Where’s Jack?
BEN
He’s fine, Kate, he’s one of us,
I’m sure he’d be happy to see you.
Kate considers him for a moment, still looking frightened
and then she starts running. Ben runs after her, and is much
faster. He grabs her head and they start fighting. Kate
punches him, but Ben still manages to bite her throat. Blood
starts pouring, and Ben walks away from Kate’s lifeless
body.
LOST INTRO
3. EXT. OTHERVILLE- MORNING
Close-up of a red eye in the jungle. It’s Kate and her face
is bloody, pale and greenish, with dark circles around the
eyes. Behind one of the bushes there’s a man, Hurley. He’s
staring at Kate with a face filled with shock and fear.
Right beside him is Miles, he too is looking scared.
HURLEY
ZOMBIES!
(CONTINUED)

4. CONTINUED: 3.
MILES
Shut up!
Kate makes a grunting sound and walks towards one of the
DHARMA barracks.
HURLEY
Dude, we have to do something.
MILES
There’s nothing to do, tubby. I
don’t want to end up like that. Our
friends are dead, they’re gone,
that’s not them in there.
HURLEY
But, Sayid was all zombieish and he
changed in the end.
MILES
Hurley, we’re not going in there,
just forget about it.
HURLEY
So what do we do now?
MILES
We find a way to leave the island,
before they get to us.
4. INT. OTHERVILLE-LIVINGROOM- MORNING
A zombie version of Jack and a zombie version of Desmond are
sitting in a corner. Kate enters the room.
KATE
Hello, Jack!
JACK
Rahhlo!
KATE
What?
JACK
Are you deaf? Hello! Get off my
back woman!
KATE
That’s not what you said last
night.
Kate gives him a seductive look.
(CONTINUED)

5. CONTINUED: 4.
JACK
Eww, how would that even work?
Jack makes something that resembles Jackface. Except a lot
uglier.
DESMOND
Kate?
KATE
Yeah?
DESMOND
You look dashing.
KATE
Enough with your strange language,
tell me what you want.
DESMOND
Where’s Sawyer?
KATE
I don’t know.
JACK
How about Hurley?
KATE
I-
A zombie version of Locke enters the room, he’s missing his
hands.
LOCKE
Hello, I see you’ve decided you
join us Kate.
Kate looks at Jack.
KATE
What the hell is he doing here?
JACK
Hey! Don’t you dare talk about him
that way, Locke is my leader, he’s
the one that made be believe! He’s
my magical light cave.
KATE
Um..?
(CONTINUED)

6. CONTINUED: 5.
LOCKE
Thank you, Jack.
KATE
I’m out of here!
LAPIDUS
Not so fast!
KATE
Where did you come from?
LAPIDUS
My mother’s womb!
KATE
I really wish you’d stop saying
stuff like that.
LAPIDUS
Looks like someone got their
whining ability back.
KATE
I- Good bye!
Kate stomps off.
5. EXT. OTHERVILLE- MORNING
Kate is walking towards the jungle, looking hungry and
tired. She’s in hunter mode. Sawyer, who is still human
jumps out.
SAWYER
Well hello there. So you a zombie
now? How’s that working out for
you?
KATE
I feel nothing, except for anger
and lust.
SAWYER
Welcome to my world!
Kate stares at him for a moment.
SAWYER
Are you going to make me into one?
(CONTINUED)

7. CONTINUED: 6.
KATE
Yes. You say it as though you want
me to.
SAWYER
I ain’t gonna complain about
immortality, sweetheart.
KATE
Well, it’s not really immortality.
SAWYER
I know.
Sawyer makes a frown face, pulls out a gun and shoots her
head til there’s smoke coming out of it, or what’s left of
it.
LAPIDUS
Oh, that’s one smoking lady!
SAWYER
Where the hell did you come from?
LAPIDUS
My mo-
Sawyer puts a bullet through Lapidus’ head too.
6. EXT. JUNGLE- MORNING
Miles and Hurley are walking through the jungle.
HURLEY
So, now we’re in some kind of
Zombieland, who would have thought?
MILES
Just don’t start talking about
wanting a twinkie and we’ll be
fine.
HURLEY
Another fat joke, haha, you know,
words hurt.
MILES
Yeah, so does knowing that I’m
stuck with you.
HURLEY
Fine, dude.
Hurley starts walking in a different path.
(CONTINUED)

8. CONTINUED: 7.
MILES
Hey where are you going? Look I’m
sorry.
Suddenly they hear footsteps coming from behind them.
HURLEY
Uh-oh.
Sawyer comes out of the bushes.
HURLEY
Sawyer! You’re not gross looking!
Hurley runs towards him and they hug.
SAWYER
It’s nice to see you too.
MILES
Are we the only ones left?
Sawyer gives an approving nod.
SAWYER
We have to turn the wheel.
MILES
What wheel?
SAWYER
The wheel Count Zaroff and Patrick
Stewart kept yapping about.
HURLEY
Um..What?
SAWYER
Ben and Locke, if we turn it, we’ll
move the island, but we’ll also get
off it.
HURLEY
But how can we all leave, if you
turn it?
SAWYER
We’ll all turn it at the same time.
7. INT. OTHERVILLE-LIVINGROOM- MORNING
Ben is sitting in a chair staring at a wall. Zombie Juliet
enters the room.
(CONTINUED)

9. CONTINUED: 8.
JULIET
Hey, Benben!
BEN
Hey, Juljul!
JULIET
I’m hungry!
BEN
Me too, I’ve got some rabbits!
JULIET
I’m more in the mood for a southern
meal.
BEN
Soul food?
JULIET
More like Sawyer ’food’. No ones
found him yet?
BEN
Oh, we will.
JULIET
Just remember, he’s mine! And I’m
sick of waiting Ben, I’m going out
there to find him.
BEN
I’ll come with you, I’m sure he’s
not alone.
8.EXT. Otherville- MORNING
Juliet and Ben are walking outside towards the jungle.
JULIET
Hey, what’s that?
They walk over to the corpse of Kate. Juliet looks at Ben.
JULIET
Did you do that?
BEN
Hhhwhat? No.
JULIET
You’re lying.
(CONTINUED)

10. CONTINUED: 9.
BEN
I am not! Ok, so I’m the one who
killed her, but I’m not the one
that..um killed her. You know what
I mean.
JULIET
Sawyer..He did this.
Jack, Desmond and Locke come out of the house and start
walking towards them.
JACK
Hey! Where are you going?
BEN
We’re looking for Sawyer.
JACK
We’re looking for Hurley.
LOCKE
His meat is quite juicy and is
enough to go around.
DESMOND
Miles must be with him too.
JULIET
The more the merrier!
JACK
Who’s Miles?
JULIET
It’s the guy that was married to
that "where’s my husband" chick.
BEN
No, that that’s Jin, or Moon or
something.
LOCKE
It’s the human being that talks to
ghosts.
BEN
No, that’s Hurley.
DESMOND
Miles! Miles Straume! Why the
bloody hell can’t anyone remember
him? He was on the freighter and
he’s from Encino.
(CONTINUED)

11. CONTINUED: 10.
LOCKE
Straume? What is that, Norwegian?
DESMOND
Let’s just get going!
They walk off into the jungle.
9.EXT. FAR INTO THE JUNGLE-AFTERNOON
Miles, Sawyer and Hurley are still walking through the
jungle.
MILES
You sure this is the right way?
SAWYER
Yeah, we have go where Locke went
to turn the wheel, the orchid
something.
HURLEY
Hey guys? Why don’t we just take
the Ajira plane?
MILES
Unless you took flying lessons
while everyone was running around
get killed, I don’t see happening.
HURLEY
How hard can it be?
MILES
You’re an idiot, and it’s a hell of
a lot easier to just turn that
wheel.
SAWYER
Hey, he ain’t an idiot. I’ll tell
you who’s an idiot, Jack, Jack is
an idiot.
10.EXT. JUNGLE-AFTERNOON
Jack, Juliet, Desmond, Ben and Locke are trekking through
the jungle. Locke is tracking Sawyer and the gang’s
footsteps
DESMOND
So, John, do you like being alive
again?
(CONTINUED)

12. CONTINUED: 11.
LOCKE
What I like and don’t like is
irrelevant, the only thing that
matters is what the island likes.
Awkward pause.
LOCKE
Also, that we find these, human
beings and do our worst.
DESMOND
Well, at least you haven’t changed
much.
LOCKE
Everyone, stop. I think I know
where they’re headed.
JACK
What, where?
LOCKE
They’re going to the wheel, they’re
going to move the island. And I
know a shortcut.
11.EXT. ORCHID STATION-AFTERNOON
Sawyer, Hurley and Miles finally arrive at the Orchid
station. Miles looks at Sawyer.
HURLEY
I think we found the Orchid.
MILES
Why are you stating the obvious?
Miles pauses and looks at Sawyer.
MILES
So what do we do now, oh great
leader?
SAWYER
We go in.
HURLEY
But how?
SAWYER
I guess we have some time to figure
that out.
(CONTINUED)

13. CONTINUED: 12.
12.EXT. RIGHT BY THE ORCHID STATION- AFTERNOON
LOCKE
We’re here.
JULIET
Finally! Is Sawyer there?
Locke is spying at Hurley, Sawyer and Miles while they’re
trying to get in.
LOCKE
Yes, and so is Hurley, and a
strange Asian guy I’ve never seen
before.
Desmond shakes his head in disbelief.
DESMOND
That’s Miles!
LOCKE
I thought you said he was
Norwegian?
DESMOND
I nev- lets just get going.
13.EXT. ORCHID STATION-AFTERNOON
HURLEY
Did you guys hear that?
SAWYER
Hear what?
HURLEY
Dude, I think someone’s here.
MILES
No one is here, there’s no way they
could poss-
LOCKE
Hello there James.
HURLEY
This is not good.
Sawyer pulls his gun out.
(CONTINUED)

14. CONTINUED: 13.
LOCKE
Tell me James, how many bullets do
have left? You’re the only one with
a gun. You can’t fight of all of us
alone.
DESMOND
No, but I can help.
Desmond pulls out a gun and starts shooting at Locke.
HURLEY
The head! Aim at his head.
Desmond aims at his head, and a bullet goes straight through
it. Jack runs towards Desmond and grabs him.
JACK
What the hell did you do that for!?
Jack makes that face.
DESMOND
Because brotha, I’m not dead,I’m
just wearing makeup.
Jack pins Desmond to the ground and is about to literally
rip his head off, but Sawyer shoots Jack just in time.
Juliet and Ben walk towards them from behind the bushes.
JULIET
Sawyer!
Sawyer gets teary eyed.
SAWYER
Juliet?
JULIET
We can be together now, you just
come over here and let me do what I
need to do and everything will be
okay.
SAWYER
Sorry, blondie, but I’m done
playing house.
Sawyer blows her head off. At the same time Ben attacks
Hurley and bites him.
(CONTINUED)

15. CONTINUED: 14.
SAWYER
You son of a bitch!
Sawyer aims his gun at Ben, tries to shoot him, but there
are no more bullets left. Desmond looks up and blows Ben’s
head off. Meanwhile Zombie Hurley bites Miles, who’s hiding
in a corner, and now they’re both walking towards Desmond.
But Desmond is too distracted to notice all of this, Sawyer
however does.
SAWYER
Hey Desmond behind you!
Hurley throws himself over Desmond just in time and rips one
of his arms off. Desmond lies there dying, but tries to say
something.
DESMOND
See you in another life, brotha.
L O S T