1. How to waste Office
Time Effectively?

2. Make sure not to arrive at
office in time, however
ensure to mark correct
time in time log .
Make sure you leave office
early , however mark
correct time in log.

3. Keep your work area
cluttered, giving an
impression to others
that you are only
person in office who
works.

4. Always retain irrelevant paper and move
all relevant paper to other’s desk.
This must be done a.s.a.p

5. Never keep any document on your desk,
pass the same to your colleague marking
as “ FOR YOUR INFORMATION “

6. Ensure that you
spend maximum
time on
telephone, this
shows that how
important socially
and otherwise
you are to the
outer world.

7. Never laugh while
talking on phone,
ensure either to
whisper with
confused look or
speak loudly when
boss is around, this
way you ensure that
everybody notices
that you are going
through some crisis.

8. The longer the crisis last
better it is, you get sympathy.
Plan to come out of
first crisis ONLY when
you already have
scheduled your next
crisis plan.

9. Wear frown look
on your face in
office ALWAYS.

10. If wanted to laugh
then make others
realize that you are
laughing but you
are not enjoying.
ARTIFICAIL

11. More lines on your
forehead better it is for
you.
Ensure to give impression that you are
always RACING against time, and still
could NOT make it.

12. Never perform any task
correctly at the first go,
because you are also
responsible to ensure
your boss also work.
Efficiently perform routine
task in less than 2 hrs.

13. Ensure that
you superior
calls you
more than
20 times a
day

14. Blame every other thing available in the
office for delay in getting the work done
in time

15. Discuss issues which are irrelevant to
great lengths , and all relevant issues must
be ignored if brought for discussion
pretend you are thinking and avoid
participating in the same.

16. Never respond to
any query with
confirmation,
always buy time
to check and get
back.

17. Never give clear
answer even if you
know the same on
tips , this way you
buy time.
Depending upon the
urgency of your boss’s
requirement for
information , take plenty of
time. This will make him
realize your efficiency.

18. Always give your
response in the last,
this will ensure you
to get the tag of
philosopher.

19. PSIT, MPEC
and KIT
Do ensure to discuss with your boss how
you are being approached by competitors
for job, and express your loyalty by
informing that you are not considering
the same

20. Keep all information in your tight
custody, that makes you boss more
dependent

21. Must have DO NOT DISTURB tag line
some where on your desk

22. Do circulate in the
office area.

23. Have plenty of reminders stick ons on
your desk

24. Spread rumors that are
highly irrelevant among
people you know are
representative of your
office local News paper.

25. Always come late for
office get together
Leave the office functions
early to give impression
that how important you
are.

26. Still looking for
more.
Wait for my next
presentation

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You can reach me at:
Vinod.sharma@jimkanpur.ac.in