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I’m bored!
I've got an idea! Let's play a game of Rock Paper Scissors!
Can I play?
No!!! I will only play with the judge!
Will I choose Rock?…
Paper?..
Or Scissors??
You will never know!!
Geeze Saddam, say it, don’t spray it!!
Yeah, whatever!  Let’s play!!
Haha…Rock!! Two Papers.
Hey come on… What is this two papers?
One Paper beats Rock.  Two Papers is better! Two papers covers the Rock twice!!  The Rock is finished! Cheating Scum!!
Yeah, well I’ve got your two Papers RIGHT HERE!! Now play serious you asshole!
OK! One Paper! Oh Yeah!! TIGER HAND! RAWR!!!!! RAWRR! Hahaaa! Tiger Hand! Come on! You Know! ... You don't know Tiger Hand?  Tiger Hand beats paper. Tiger Hand totally beats paper. – Always!
Ask Aziz… He knows!
Tiger Hand always beats Paper.
Hahaaa!!  I am the Man!!
Okay, fine. "Tiger Hand" beats paper. This time!!  We play again, but no more Tiger Hand!! Oh, so you wont allow Tiger Hand!!
Hey, cry me a river!!  It’s not my fault you don’t know Tiger Hand!!
If you want to win, you must play honestly!
I suppose you don’t even know Pen Missile, then eh??
Missile?  What Missile?
Ffffppphhheeeewwwoooo….Pen Missile!!
Right!! I'm not playing anymore. There is no TIGER HAND and there is no PEN MISSILE. You're just MAKING SHIT UP!!
Am Not!!
Are Too!!
That's it, you're going on my list!
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