The document contains brief snippets of unrelated news stories and events, including an old timer complaining about rock music, a marine arms drop, a contagious goat disease, a legendary woman in red, a misunderstood second coming, a case of mistaken identity, a wish gone wrong, movie castings, a woman running through streets in an ostrich boa being pursued by cops, a spectator's arrest, Frosty falling victim to a bear hug, and a young Houdini preparing for an escape.

1. Just some great photos

2. Old Timer claims “that new damn fangled ‘rock’ will be the death of us all!”

3. Marines involved in yet another arms drop!

4. Fainting Goat disease proves to be contagious

5. The legend of “The Woman in the Red Dress” lives on…

6. The second coming – not quite who we were expecting!!

7. Mishter Biggleshworth – is that you?

8. Young peasant not too clear when asking Genie to grant wish for sex! Castings for the new Heffalump movie commence

9. Cops try to apprehend “leggie” chick running rampant though the streets wearing only an ostrich boa

10. Cops arrest yet another spectator who’s had a little too much!!

11. Frosty the snowman falls victim to bear hug

12. Young Houdini prepares for his first escape