Stuff.

1. One day in medieval England…
To: His Majesty King Charles I
The Parliament has decreed, as part of
the terms of the Grand Remonstrance,
that Lord Strafford and Archbishop
Laud be stripped of their power and
punished for aiding in your treasonous,
illegal activities. You shall hand them
over or face the wrath of the Parliament.
Meanwhile…
Archbishop Laud! By
Crap. decree of the parliament, Damnant.
you are under arrest.

2. We really Charles
Lord Strafford! By decree messed this one abandoned us!
of the parliament, you are up…
under arrest.
The
End