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You’re my Friend
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Youre My Friend

  • 2. I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad. When you are sad...
  • 3. I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you. When you are blue…
  • 4. I will rag you about it every chance I get. When you are scared, ...
  • 5. I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining. When you are worried...
  • 6. I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass. When you are confused... When you are sick… stay away from me until you're well again. I don't want whatever you have.
  • 7. I'll know you finally got laid. When you smile...
  • 8. I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. This is my oath; I pledge 'till the end. Why you may ask? Because you're my friend! When you fall, ...