1. The funniest walking school bus you’ve
ever seen can be found on the planet
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Pluranium.

2. With Smog, the big brained
mog.
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3. And Gurtle, the
long-necked
turtle.
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4. Followed
closely by
Lizzie and her
pet froad.
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5. Just behind them
is Kitching, the
long-legged thing.
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6. And Kiddie
the fish
shaped like
a toilet
brush.
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7. Walking carefully in the middle of the
bunch is Go-go, who likes
to walk in circles.
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8. And Moomoo and Blingbling and Dingdong
and Fooley.
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9. With their
friend Bob,
the boring
one.
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10. They always face oncoming traffic
and walk on the hovering paths. 10

11. They watch out for rockets
that might be going too fast!
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12. They
listen to
their
leader
Mrs
Gaga.
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13. And always use the zebra crossing because
that’s what you do.
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14. The funniest walking school bus you’ve ever
seen!
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15. Always arriving at Pluranium school just on time at
half past nine (That’s half past nine at night,
Pluraniums are nocturnal.)
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