8. SEPARATION
ANXIETY
“So, I got this new phone last week...and I'm
not really sure what to do with it. However, I
haven't been able to put it down. Yeah, I'm
one of those people.” LAUREN RANDOLPH
9. Entering a room
and shouting your
“Hey look at me! I just got
to Amendment 21”
“I’m riding my bike...”
“I’m at home making
Enchiladas” “I’m outside your window..”
“I’m NOT home right now
and my front door is
unlocked”
10. INABILITY TO
PERFORM SIMPLE
Do you know how to use one of
these?
Do you even know what this is?
11. INABILITY TO COMMUNICATE
xkcd
COHERENTLY
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