From a disgruntled recruiter. I wrote this back in 2009 when I first stepped into the recruitment industry, full with angst. It might sound crude, but it’s an honest account of what I experienced (back then). So what do you have to do in an interview? READ ON… 1.Do not talk more than usual unless required to. 2. No slangs like :“YOLO, OMFG or Oh Shit" to the interviewer. 3. Do not (roar) raise your voice so loud that it can be heard outside the interview room. Check out the slideshare. I now run cvsumo.com, we help you to rewrite your resume based on your strengths, accomplishments, personality and the job that you are applying for. We don’t believe in using templates. Our expert resume writers are from over the world and are all certified (for real). www.cvsumo.com

1. INTERVIEW TIPS 101 CRUDE AND HONEST TIPS
FROM A DISGRUNTLED
RECRUITER
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3. TRULY USEFUL INTERVIEW TIPS
From a disgruntled recruiter. I wrote this back
in 2009 when I first stepped into the
recruitment industry, full with angst.
It might sound crude, but it’s an honest
account of what I experienced (back then).
So what do you have to do in an interview?
READ ON…

4. 1.DO NOT TALK MORE THAN
USUAL UNLESS REQUIRED
TO.
Shut up when someone’s
talking. We are not
interested in your cat or
what you had for lunch.

5. 2. NO SLANGS LIKE :“YOLO,
OMFG OR OH SHIT" TO THE
INTERVIEWER.
Trust me, they will feel like
killing you just like I did
back then.

6. 3. DO NOT (ROAR) RAISE
YOUR VOICE SO LOUD THAT
IT CAN BE HEARD OUTSIDE
THE INTERVIEW ROOM.
Are you auditioning for
Lion King?

7. 4. DO NOT TELL THE
INTERVIEWER YOU ARE
INTENDING TO FURTHER
YOUR STUDIES WITHIN A
YEAR.
If you do, you are just
wasting the company’s
time to groom you and
have you leave after one
year. You are just as
irritating as the goblin.

8. 5. DO NOT TALK TO
YOURSELF DURING AN
INTERVIEW.
You don't want to look like
a lunatic.

9. 6. DO NOT LIE WHEN ASKED
ABOUT YOUR REASON FOR
LEAVING YOUR JOB
We want to know why you
quit, honestly.

10. 7. DO SMILE, BUT DO NOT
BREAK UP INTO
HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER.
Suppress your insanity
PLEASE.

11. 8. DO NOT FOLD YOUR ARMS
AND CROSS YOUR LEGS OR
SLUMP LIKE A BOSS
Are you watching a movie
or what? I wished I had a
hammer.

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