This document provides a lighthearted and self-deprecating summary of the author's life and interests in a series of brief slides with images and text. Key details include showing photos of the author from 25 years ago and as a child with their pets, listing favorite 90s pop culture influences like Clueless and N'Sync, and favorite candy. The concluding slides perform an "obligatory kitten picture" magic trick finale.

1. THIS IS ME
aka the most narcissistic use powerpoint
or, proof I know how to slideshow ever
Crappy facebook photo

2. THIS
WAS ME
25
YEARS
AGO
NOT
MUCH
Another crappy facebook photo
HAS

3. I GREW UP
AND HERE
AND HERE
AND HERE
AND HERE
AND HERE

4. I HAVE HAD THESE
PETS
*
*NOT TO SCALE

5. BUT I REALLY
WANT ONE OF
THESE

6. IF I WAS ON
DEATH ROW,
MY LAST
MEAL
WOULD BE
MACARONI &
TUNA FISH

7. DON’T ASK
WHY I WOULD
BE ON DEATH
ROW.

8. I SAID DON’T
ASK.
just kidding.
i just really like macaroni.

9. Here’s an
obligatory
kitten picture
to seem
relatable and
lighten the
mood:

10. Better
?
stop being weird,
question mark.
you’re embarrassing us.

11. How
about
some
data?

12. MY
FAVORIT
E
CANDY

13. FRIENDS Top 90s pop culture influencer
Super Nintendo
Clueless
N'SYNC
The dream of being
slimed
Wishbone
Beanie Babies
TRL
Alex Mac
The pressure of feeding
my tomagachi pet

14. ME & THE INTERNET
my closest friends’ cat +
sunset pictures. And their
sleep schedules… just kidding
cat + sunset pictures
trying hard not to
facebook
retweet all of Kanye’s twitter
tweets
instagram
path
google +
trying hard not to
repost all of
George Takei’s
memes

15. HOW ABOUT A
GRAND FINALE
MAGIC TRICK?

16. Tada!

17. That was
fun!