Nov 09 - Dr. Baron Mikheil von Burstein, esq. - Installing the BART Swings: Making the Horse Drink and Getting Away with It
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Nov 09 - Dr. Baron Mikheil von Burstein, esq. - Installing the BART Swings: Making the Horse Drink and Getting Away with It
- 1. How to Make This:
- 2. How to Make This:
- 3. First, Build a Swing
- 4. Second, Getting It on BART
- 5. Second, Getting It on BART • Wrong Question
- 6. Doing This is Easy
- 7. Doing This is Not That Hard
- 8. This…
- 9. And This Is Much Harder
- 10. Why? – If something is presented as “ART” then it is there to be observed by people who are looking at a piece of art - LIKEWISE - – If something outside of one’s daily experience happens, people generally will not intervene, but rather ignore it, or stop and stare.
- 11. There Will Always Be This Guy
- 12. To Minimize Those Guys, You Must Consider
- 13. To Minimize Those Guys, You Must Consider – Installing the damn swings
- 14. To Minimize Those Guys, You Must Consider – Installing the damn swings
- 15. To Minimize Those Guys, You Must Consider – Installing the damn swings – Making sure no one gets arrested
- 16. To Minimize Those Guys, You Must Consider – Installing the damn swings – Making sure no one gets arrested
- 17. To Minimize Those Guys, You Must Consider – Installing the damn swings – Making sure no one gets arrested – Making sure that people play with them
- 18. A Note on Documentation
- 19. A Note on Documentation – For eight years, I refused to document stuff because I thought that it took away from the present.
- 20. A Note on Documentation – For eight years, I refused to document stuff because I thought that it took away from the present. – And then, I was copycatted.
- 21. A Note on Documentation – For eight years, I refused to document stuff because I thought that it took away from the present. – And then, I was copycatted. – To make more of your art, you must show the world your art.
- 22. A Note on Documentation – For eight years, I refused to document stuff because I thought that it took away from the present. – And then, I was copycatted. – To make more of your art, you must show the world your art. – And, of course, how to do it.
- 23. How to Physically Install the Swing
- 24. How to Physically Install the Swing
- 25. Bonus Points:
- 26. Bonus Points: • The Kennedy Maneuver
- 27. Bonus Points: • The Kennedy Maneuver –“you put the loops of rope around the bar on either side of the t-support where it attaches to the ceiling it reduces risk of sliding around and assures perfect lateral placement.”
- 28. The Rest Will Be Via Diagram
- 29. The Rest Will Be Via Diagram • How to Make Sure That No One Gets Arrested?
- 30. The Rest Will Be Via Diagram • How to Make Sure That No One Gets Arrested? – Install them and get the fuck out
- 31. The Rest Will Be Via Diagram • How to Make Sure That No One Gets Arrested? – Install them and get the fuck out • How to Make Sure that People Play with Them?
- 32. The Rest Will Be Via Diagram • How to Make Sure That No One Gets Arrested? – Install them and get the fuck out • How to Make Sure that People Play with Them? – Break the ice with shills
- 33. The Rest Will Be Via Diagram • How to Make Sure That No One Gets Arrested? – Install them and get the fuck out • How to Make Sure that People Play with Them? – Break the ice with shills • Documentation
- 34. The Rest Will Be Via Diagram • How to Make Sure That No One Gets Arrested? – Install them and get the fuck out • How to Make Sure that People Play with Them? – Break the ice with shills • Documentation – Have some of the shills take photos of, at least, your shills playing on them
- 35. Your Basic BART Car
- 36. At Glenn Park, the Shills Got on
- 37. At 24th St., the Installation Team Got on
- 38. When the train slows down, the installation team installs
- 39. When the train slows down, the installation team installs And GTFO
- 41. Then, Some Acting – Then the shills pointed in joy, and swung with laughter.
- 42. Then, Some Acting – Then the shills pointed in joy, and swung with laughter. – Then they got off so other could try
- 43. Then, Some Acting – Then the shills pointed in joy, and swung with laughter. – Then they got off so other could try – And they did
- 44. Then, Some Acting – Then the shills pointed in joy, and swung with laughter. – Then they got off so other could try – And they did – And it was good.
- 45. Ta Da!